Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all…
Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much
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I’m always here for you as a living…
I’m always here for you as a living example of how things could be much worse
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There is just not enough time in the day…
There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to...
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We must believe in luck. For how else…
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we...
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You couldn’t handle me even if I came…
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions
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Well, i’d love to stay and chat, but…
Well, i’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch
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