How many people here have telekenetic…
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand
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The doctor said it’s cooties… I think you should get yourself checked
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Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you
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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same...
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Twitter is stupid, and Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read
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If you find yourself in a hole, the…
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
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